Eight Original Corny Jokes

I’m currently falling in love with corny jokes (also known as bad jokes, laffy taffy jokes, and pun jokes). Why? Because they’re great for kids! And I love working with kids and making them smile. I had fun writing these new ones (my wife gets the credit for the third one).

Why did the girl mushroom agree to go on a date with the boy mushroom?
Because he was a fungi.

What did the philosophy professor do with the frozen chicken?
He thawed it out.

Why do bears hibernate in the woods?
For-rest.

How do forest nations keep peace between one another?
They write treaties.

What camp game does 3 play with 5?
Tug a 4.

Why did the surfer sleep in school?
Because he was board.

Why did the law student lose the high jump competition?
Because he didn’t pass the bar.

Why was the novel upset with her agent?
Because she never got booked.

Your turn. Give me some original ones…..

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Jesse

Jesse Joyner travels nationwide performing a comedy juggling act for family and kids events. He is also working towards his PhD in Educational Studies at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School (Deerfield, IL). He enjoys playing the piano, bird watching, and old houses. He lives in Richmond, VA with his wife, Sarah, and their daughter, Kezzie.

1 thought on “Eight Original Corny Jokes”

  1. What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

    45 min

    What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

    45 pounds

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