Thing Kids Say

I have started to write down some of the funny things kids say. Working in a field that involves lots of kids, I hear quite a few quotable comments.

The other day, I was juggling fire for a group of kids. As I was preparing to start juggling, I overheard two 7-8 year-old girls talking:

Girl 1: “What if he messes up?”
Girl 2: “He won’t mess up, he’s a nermessional.”

A few months ago, I asked a young boy if he could guess my age….

Me: “How old do you think I am?”
Boy: “I don’t know…”
Me: “I’m 30 years old.”
Boy: “Oh, you more like 29 to me.”

You can’t make this stuff up. What’s your favorite kid-quote?

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Jesse

Jesse Joyner travels nationwide performing a comedy juggling act for family and kids events. He is also working towards his PhD in Educational Studies at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School (Deerfield, IL). He enjoys playing the piano, bird watching, and old houses. He lives in Richmond, VA with his wife, Sarah, and their daughter, Kezzie.

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