Jesse Joyner, PhD

Set #1 – First Day of Camp

1. hungry
2. sleepy
3. love Camp ___________
4. have a best friend
5. took a shower today
6. did not take a shower today
7. wearing deodorant
8. not wearing deodorant
9. have a boyfriend/girlfriend
10. born in the 90’s
11. still watch Dora the Explorer
12. farted at least once today
13. eat your boogers
14. have a little sister
15. are an only child
16. have more than five siblings
17. ever failed a test
18. have a Facebook account
19. have a Twitter account
20. love your counselors
21. fold your toilet paper
22. crumple your toilet paper
23. ever plugged a toilet
24. read War and Peace
25. from….. (name any city, state, or country)
26. speak another language
27. like the…. (name any college or professional sports team)
28. wet your bed
29. still wear diapers
30. climbed the rock wall
31. your shoe is untied
32. have a broken bone
33. never broke a bone
34. birthday is in July
35. birthday is in December
36. old enough to vote
37. old enough to drive
38. driven a car
39. short enough for the playplace at McDonalds
40. have head lice
41. have strep throat
42. have pink eye
43. like M&M’s
44. hate M&M’s
45. want me to stop singing this song
46. want me to keep singing this song
47. love Jesus Christ
48. really like this game
49. on the _________ team (colors, groups, churches, etc.)
50. never been skiing

Set #2

51. made your bed today
52. didn’t make your bed today
53. have lots of freckles
54. have red hair
55. have blonde hair
56. don’t know what color hair you have
57. allergic to nuts
58. allergic to bee stings
59. allergic to dairy
60. allergic to boys
61. allergic to girls
62. drink lots of coffee
63. think coffee is gross
64. do your own laundry
65. never clean your clothes
66. have a birthmark
67. know all 50 U.S capitols
68. been to the state fair
69. you’re a vegetarian
70. never rode a ferris wheel
71. can solve a rubix cube
72. have blue eyes
73. can juggle 3 balls
74. have diarrhea
75. have constipation
76. want to keep singing this song
77. born in another country
78. have a sunburn
79. know my last name
80. know my wife’s name
81. know my daughter’s name
82. can say the “abc’s” backwards
83. still sleep with a stuffed animal
84. still sleep with a blankie
85. like to eat asparagus
86. get your clothes at Walmart
87. can’t wait until Christmas
88. know who’s on a $20 bill (Andrew Jackson)
89. you are a twin
90. you are a triplet
91. still use a sippy cup
92. still get happy meals
93. earn your own money
94. believe in the Bible
95. think Satan is a dweeb
96. do your own stunts
97. have a Roth IRA
98. played in the rain (if it rained)
99. out of clean clothes

Set #3

100. wearing green (or any other color)
101. have your own computer
102. you are chewing gum
103. thrown up at camp
104. made a new friend at camp
105. no longer have your appendix
106. you deliver newspapers
107. Dad is a trucker
108. Dad is a farmer
109. ever pet a snake
110. you can cross your eyes
111. know who Judy Garland is
112. your church has a steeple
113. your Mom is a teacher
114. your Mom is a lawyer
115. been to the principle’s office
116. squished a caterpillar
117. wish you were a bird
118. eaten raw cookie dough
119. eaten a whole stick of butter
120. crashed your scooter
121. crashed your bike
122. have a piggy bank
123. remember Reading Rainbow
124. have an Elmo doll
125. play with transformers
126. your car has hairballs
127. wash your parents’ car
128. know the capital of Kentucky
129. ever changed a diaper
130. you are engaged
131. you are pregnant
132. you really like this song
133. have a unibrow
134. still can’t tie a shoe
135. know 17 x 3
136. can change a flat tire
137. have a secret candy stash
138. broken something expensive
139. love Jesus Christ
140. you are tired
141. you have spent all your money
142. still have all your money
143. you owe your friend money
144. your friend owes you money
145. someone stole your money
146. you stole someone’s money
147. know what today is
148. know the price of gas right now
149. know the price of a gallon of milk

Set #4

150. know the year of US independence
151. know how old that makes the US? (236 on July 4^th, 2012)
152. ever been to Rushmore
153. ever been to Yellowstone
154. want me to stop singing this song
155. like Blue Bell ice cream
156. had to see the camp nurse
157. have never seen the camp nurse
158. know the camp nurse’s name
159. can name all the adult leaders
160. drool on your pillow
161. your friend snores in their sleep
162. your counselor/adult leader snores in their sleep
163. like ping pong
164. you’ll miss your new friends when camp is over
165. you’ve started a “relationship” at camp (not recommended)
166. still have some baby teeth
167. lost all your baby teeth
168. are currently missing a tooth
169. have a pet ferret
170. have a secret crush
171. like to shop at Walmart
172. have a hunting license
173. never fired a gun
174. can’t wait for school
175. family is moving this summer
176. love ________ (camp name)
177. love Jesus Christ
178. been bit by a snake
179. been stung by a bee
180. have living great-grandparents
181. been to the rodeo
182. been to the circus
183. want to run away with the circus
184. think your friend belongs in the circus
185. think clowns are funny
186. think clowns are scary
187. galloped on a horse
188. lassoed a calf
189. think Bigfoot is alive and well
190. don’t have a TV
191. have a TV in your room
192. share your bedroom
193. been to Disney World
194. been to Washington DC
195. been to Alaska
196. like the dinner last night
197. wanna be like Jesus
198. brought your Bible with you
199. smell really bad

Set #5

200. got in trouble this week
201. got closer to Jesus this week
202. learned about the Bible
203. don’t want to go home
204. didn’t sleep last night
205. forgot what your parents look like
206. want to come back next year
207. swam in the pool
208. drank lots of water
209. have not drank any water yet
210. counselor smells bad
211. have a brother or sister at camp
212. know the Bible verse
213. chewing gum right now
214. like Justin Beiber
215. hate Justin Beiber
216. can name all 3 stooges
217. have an innie
218. have an outie
219. can text really fast
220. your Dad could beat me up
221. I could beat up your Dad
222. think that I’m a good juggler
223. you are engaged
224. you are married
225. have more than 5 siblings
226. wearing orange
227. thanked the cooks
228. having fun at camp
229. think this is all a dream
230. shoe’s untied
231. ever slept in church
232. been bit by a snake
233. you’re tired of this game
234. your Dad has a truck
235. your Mom has a truck
236. been to Europe
237. know where I’m from
238. have to go to the bathroom – now
239. are currently going to the bathroom
240. can do the splits
241. can do the moonwalk
242. first year at camp
243. you live at this camp
244. had fun today
245. love Jesus Christ
246. got in trouble today
247. feel closer to Jesus this week
248. learned about the Bible this week
249. don’t want to go home

Set #6

250. ever gotten detention
251. wearing blinkie shoes
252. ever kissed a frog……did a prince appear?
253. been to NYC
254. ever had braces
255. have a rat tail
256. can name 3 commandments
257. can name all 4 Gospels
258. can play the piano
259. ever been on TV
260. ever been in the newspaper
261. been skiing before
262. never been skiing
263. have a pet hamster
264. have a pet dog
265. have a pet cat
266. have a pet bird
267. have a pet fish
268. have a pet bear
269. want a pet bear
270. have a baby brother
271. floss your teeth
272. last name starts with “Z”
273. birthday is today
274. birthday is Christmas
275. allergic to your neighbor
276. want to be an astronaut
277. missing two front teeth
278. love Jesus Christ
279. like bird watching
280. still haven’t taken a shower all week
281. had a lemonade stand
282. you’re bonkers for Jesus
283. know who shot Lincoln (John Wilkes Booth)
284. know who shot Kennedy (Lee Harvey Oswald)
285. know who shot the man who shot Kennedy (Jack Ruby)
286. been to Mexico
287. fluent in Spanish
288. have a sunburn
289. ever started a fire
290. you’re read the whole Bible
291. have had perfect attendance in school
292. seen the Grand Canyon
293. ever been in an earthquake
294. ever survived a tornado
295. want to go to college
296. know how old I am
297. ever gotten lost at Walmart
298. know the capital of Albania
299. ever flown in a plane

Set #7

300. never flown in a plane
301. ever driven a tractor
302. own a cowboy hat
303. love Jesus Christ
304. wanna be a juggler when you grow up
305. have ever had your picture in the newspaper
306. can count to 10 in French
307. like to build forts
308. like to camp outside
309. have your own credit card
310. like to climb mountains
311. like to dig tunnels
312. like to bury yourself in sand
313. still don’t know my name
314. know my middle name
315. ever been struck by lightning
316. know all 7 dwarves
317. can name all the reindeer
318. been to a NASCAR race
319. ever saw Mr. Rogers
320. ever shot a deer
321. ever shot a bunny
322. know the price of gas
323. Mom has gotten a speeding ticket
324. Dad has gotten a speeding ticket
325. you have gotten a speeding ticket
326. sold stuff door-to-door
327. sleep with a blankie
328. like the worship songs
329. wearing yellow
330. seen a lizard at camp
331. like coming to chapel
332. hate Satan
333. love Jesus Christ
334. wearing glasses
335. can cross your eyes
336. know someone in the military
337. in boy scouts
338. in girl scouts
339. love girl scout cookies
340. know how to change a baby’s diaper
341. can wiggle your ears
342. know that Jesus loves you
343. remember Hurricane Katrina
344. do your own laundry
345. really good at the limbo
346. like cheeseburgers
347. get the crown hat at Burger King
348. get Happy Meals at McDonalds
349. had to go to the emergency room
350. make your own chocolate chip cookies

Set #8 – Last Day of Camp

351. going home today
352. staying here forever
353. church bus is taking you home
354. your Mom is picking you up
355. your Dad is picking you up
356. your grandparents are picking you up
357. Captain America is picking you up
358. going to sleep on the way home
359. spent all your money
360. still have all your money
361. haven’t taken a shower all week
362. never made your bed at camp
363. coming back next summer
364. feel closer to Jesus
365. made a new friend at camp
366. started a “relationship” at camp
367. going to be a fan of “Jesse the Juggler” on facebook (if you’re 13 or older)
368. going to play this game with your friends at home
369. miss your dog
370. miss your cat
371. miss your pet bear
372. have the longest ride home today
373. have the shortest ride home today
374. been scuba diving
375. didn’t sleep last night
376. wanna be a counselor when you grow up
377. wanna be a teacher when you grow up
378. wanna be a mailman when you grow up
379. wanna be a doctor when you grow up
380. wanna be a guy who sings Happy & You Know It to kids when u grow up
381. your counselor/leader needs a date
382. you’ve ever had chicken pox
383. think the sound guy is cute
384. you’re going to sleep in tomorrow
385. your favorite time of year is summer
386. your Mom makes your clothes
387. you make your own clothes
388. you are left-handed
389. you are right-handed
390. you are both-handed (ambidextrous)
391. like to look at the stars
392. like to watch fireworks
393. really like this game
394. going to miss me
395. not going to miss me
396. remember my daughter’s name
397. love the Bible
398. love Jesus Christ

Some lines for the Adults and Leaders