
Category: Children’s Ministry
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They Tried to Get WHAT Past Security?
Read More: They Tried to Get WHAT Past Security?As a professional juggler, you spend your time doing weird things, like searching “can you check a chainsaw in your luggage on an airplane?” on Google. So I did that today, and I found the most fascinating website I’ve ever seen. It is sponsored by the TSA, and it is their blog about all the…
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Gospel Juggling Routine Ideas – Beginner
Read More: Gospel Juggling Routine Ideas – BeginnerDear Children’s Pastors and all who work with kids in ministry, You’ve learned to twist balloons, do a few magic tricks, how to do some modern dance moves, and how to run large group games with any number of kids. But have you learned how to juggle? Don’t be afraid of this skill. It’s really…
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When Things Don’t Go As Planned….
Read More: When Things Don’t Go As Planned….Just run with it and have fun! You never know what good may come out of unexpected situations….
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The Team Approach to Ministry
Read More: The Team Approach to MinistryA great team working towards a common goal is like a freight train that cannot be stopped. The synergy between the team members produces a result that is like multiplying everyone’s gifts rather than just adding them together. I have the privilege of working on a Children’s Ministry team at my church, where each person…
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And For My Next Trick….
Read More: And For My Next Trick….Stay tuned. I’m working on one of the most dangerous juggling feats of my career. Today is a research and development day for this new project. I love coming up with new routines for my show each year (this is the time of year to do it, now that camps have more or less finished…
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Dick Van Dyke’s new memoir: a review
Read More: Dick Van Dyke’s new memoir: a reviewDick Van Dyke came out with his memoir My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business not long ago. It’s a quick read because the narrative is engaging and the content of Dick’s life is, well, interesting. I have long been a fan of this man whom Craig Ferguson calls a “National Treasure.” I…
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The Learning Revolution with Sir Ken Robinson
Read More: The Learning Revolution with Sir Ken RobinsonHave you heard any of the brilliant talks about education and creativity by Sir Ken Robinson? Do yourself a favor and take 20-30 minutes to listen to any of these talks by him. His talk on how schools kill creativity is currently the most viewed (over 11 million views) video speech on the TED talks…
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Free Puppet Show: What Happened to Sylvia?
Read More: Free Puppet Show: What Happened to Sylvia?This is a puppet show written for use in church. It requires two characters plus a caterpillar and a butterfly. In this skit, the two main characters (Eddie the Explorer and Larry the Lizard) are exploring species of animals in the Amazon rainforest. You may freely use this and make copies of this routine so…
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Who Really Built Your Business?
Read More: Who Really Built Your Business?A few weeks ago, President Obama spoke at a firehouse in Roanoke, VA and proclaimed, “If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in…
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Ten Things I Want to Teach My Daughter
Read More: Ten Things I Want to Teach My DaughterMy daughter is about to turn two. A friend of mine recently asked what ten things I would want to pass on to her. That’s a great question. Here’s what I was able to come up with… 1. To know that she is created by, loved by, and forgiven by God through Jesus Christ. 2.…
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Protecting Children in Church from Sexual Abuse
Read More: Protecting Children in Church from Sexual AbuseEvery so often, we’re reminded of the importance of security and the screening of children’s ministry volunteers. Just yesterday, this story came out about a 57 year-old man from Largo, Florida who got busted for possessing child pornography and having chats online with kids about sex and cannibalism: http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/25/justice/florida-puppeteer-porn/index.html Here’s another detail to his story…
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Eight Original Corny Jokes
Read More: Eight Original Corny JokesI’m currently falling in love with corny jokes (also known as bad jokes, laffy taffy jokes, and pun jokes). Why? Because they’re great for kids! And I love working with kids and making them smile. I had fun writing these new ones (my wife gets the credit for the third one). Why did the girl…
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Pastor Profile: Mike Nortune
Read More: Pastor Profile: Mike NortuneThe latter half of last week through the weekend, I had the privilege of ministering with Pastor Mike Nortune of Life Church East Bay in Concord, CA (Bay Area). Mike took the time to show me around San Francisco (my first time) and treat me to a Yankees vs. the A’s game at the classic…
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Diabolo, not Diablo
Read More: Diabolo, not DiabloThe oversized yo-yo that’s not connected to the string is called the Diabolo. Some people mistakenly think that the name comes from the Spanish word for “devil”, which is diablo. But the case is quite to the contrary. The Spanish word came later etymologically, since “Diabolo” comes from the Greek for “throw across”. Check out…
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The Persistence of a Puma
Read More: The Persistence of a PumaDave Ramsey speaks of “gazelle intense.” I like to think about the persistence of a puma, as shown in this video, which is among my favorite all-time YouTube videos due to the illustration it makes. Whether you’re juggling, serving in ministry, or building a tower out of Legos with your child, NEVER GIVE UP!
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Age Discrimination in the Church
Read More: Age Discrimination in the ChurchWe are surrounded by many forms of prejudice and discrimination in church and society. One that I see first hand is age discrimination in local churches. This applies to both younger people and older people. Let’s start with the younger people: Prejudices Against Kids in the Church: 1. Even though 50% of people who profess…
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Uncle Charlie: Shine On
Read More: Uncle Charlie: Shine OnUncle Charlie’s newest CD project, “Shine On” is a spectacular high-energy worship set for kids of all ages. As a personal friend of Charlie (who didn’t ask me to blog about this), I am proud to say that I was the second person to receive a copy of this CD (his mother was first). We…
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You Are Creative
Read More: You Are CreativeI believe God made humans in His image (Genesis 1:27). One the the defining characteristics of God is His creativity, primarily because He created the universe out of nothing (ex nihilo). So clearly, part of our “imago dei” involves being creative beings. I think one of the best ways to worship God and reflect His…
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What’s Up with the New Facebook Favicon?
Read More: What’s Up with the New Facebook Favicon?A favicon is that little icon that your browser shows when you bookmark a page. I’ve had Facebook bookmarked for some time and I just noticed yesterday that instead of the small “f”, there is now a small blue triangle with one point facing in the left direction (like an arrowhead pointing left). I tried…
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Why I Teach the Bible to Children
Read More: Why I Teach the Bible to ChildrenWhen I was a child, I wanted to grow up and be a scientist/inventor who played professional baseball (and worked as an archaeologist on the side) with a family and a dark green Bonneville (I’m not joking). Well, I got the family, but really nothing else in that list. I have somehow landed a life…
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If You’re Happy and You Know It: Extreme Version
Read More: If You’re Happy and You Know It: Extreme VersionI call it “HAYKI.” I have used this song for years on kids and they can’t get enough of it. I have written 400 lines to the song and here they are for your use with kids groups. I just ask that you don’t sell this in any way, shape, or form. You can freely…
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Freeze Dance
Read More: Freeze DanceHere is a brand new game (to me) that worked GREAT at all the summer camps I’ve spoken at so far this summer. You can play this in most any setting with kids and with any number of kids…. Name of the Game: Freeze Dance Point of the Game: Dance when you hear the music.…
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Just a Mouthpiece
Read More: Just a MouthpieceI learned a few things this week: First, that we are simply God’s hands, feet, and mouthpieces on this earth. We don’t deserve it, but by His grace He works through our fallen lives. Secondly, that prayer works. All week long while speaking at camp I requested prayer to simply speak what God wanted me…
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Why Large Groups of Kids are Easier than Small Groups of Kids
Read More: Why Large Groups of Kids are Easier than Small Groups of KidsWhen I say, “easier”, I am talking in terms of speaking to them and keeping them safe, controlled, attentive, and participatory. I just finished speaking to 1,000 kids tonight (and will do so all week). And here’s why I would take this number any day over a room of 8 kids. Granted, there are plenty…
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Friday Video
Read More: Friday VideoHappy June! I’m off to speak and juggle at a bunch of summer camps in Texas. Follow my updates from camp right here on this blog. My calendar will show you where I’ll be. For now, enjoy this fun video I found. I haven’t met these folks yet, but I’d like to someday since we…
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“Holy Fools”: Exploring the Journey of Calling for Christian Variety Performers
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Book Release! Incredibly Bad Dad Jokes
I have been writing down my original Dad jokes for several years now, but recently they dramatically increased. While the past five months of my life have been the toughest for me as a Dad (with Annie’s medical crisis), the Dad jokes actually came out in full force during this season. You see, in my…
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A Children’s Ministry Poem
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