
Author: Jesse
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Remarkable Things About AirTran
Read More: Remarkable Things About AirTranI fly a lot. I most often fly Delta. But I also end up taking US Air, United, and American Airlines (the major carriers). I have also flown on some of the smaller carriers, such as Jet Blue and Southwest. There is another one called AirTran that I flew for the first time this past…
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Save Money on a Computer Upgrade
Read More: Save Money on a Computer UpgradeI’m sure this offer has been out for a while, but I just found out about Apple’s computer recycling program. As some of you out there know, I’ve been a Mac user my entire life (since my Dad bought one of the first ones in 1984). I’m not one of those crazy Apple fanatics who…
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It’s As Scary As It Looks – At First
Read More: It’s As Scary As It Looks – At FirstAt first, this is very frightening. But after years of practicing the shorter unicycle, I found that once I took that first “leap of faith” onto the tall unicycle and rode it for a bit, it was just like riding the shorter one, just higher in the air. This was taken at Highland Lakes Camp…
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If You’re Happy and You Know It
Read More: If You’re Happy and You Know ItI have stumbled upon an immensely wonderful game to play with elementary age children. It works especially well with very large groups (even hundreds of kids). I play it with kids at the camps I visit in the summertime and most every kid seems to love playing it. It’s called, “If You’re Happy and You…
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New Life
Read More: New LifeI found a bird’s nest in our hanging flower basket on the front porch. Good thing I didn’t take it out – the next day there was an egg in it! And the day after that (which is today), there was another egg. I think it might be a tree swallow or a common grackle.…
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Just the Outer Qatza
Read More: Just the Outer Qatza“Qatza” is the transliterated Hebrew term for “fringe”. I’m reading through the book of Job right now and something struck me in Job’s discourse in chapter 26. This is quoted from the NIV, Job 26:7-14, bold lettering mine: 7 He spreads out the northern [skies] over empty space; he suspends the earth over nothing. 8…
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My Consumeristic Baby
Read More: My Consumeristic BabyMy unborn child currently owns about 3 times as many garments of clothing as I do. And we have not even paid a penny for any of them. Welcome to the world of receiving baby hand-me-downs.
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We’re Pregnant!
Read More: We’re Pregnant!After 4 and a half years of waiting and praying, God has blessed us with a child. We are officially going public with it – and we have the ultrasound to prove it. Sarah is due in September, and we know that it’s going to be a little girl! Naming will be kept a secret…
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A Date With My Mother-In-Law
Read More: A Date With My Mother-In-LawI love my mother-in-law. Sometimes I actually feel like I get along better with her than my own wife does. Today, my wife spent the day with a friend and I was left to chill with Carolyn. We went up to Barr Lake State Park just northeast of Denver in hopes of catching some good…
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The Smoothest Plane Ride Ever
Read More: The Smoothest Plane Ride EverI flew to Syracuse, NY yesterday morning to do my juggling presentation for the Upward program at North Syracuse Baptist Church. I woke up around 4:45am to catch my early flight, so I figured I could catch some zzzz’s on the plane to New York. I boarded the second leg of my trip (Philadelphia to…
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The Idiot’s Garden
Read More: The Idiot’s GardenSarah and I have officially started our very first garden – ever. And we have absolutely no idea what we’re doing. I figure we can learn by trial and error and lots of phone calls to Grandma (who has a fabulous garden). I had already cleared an area in the backyard and we have been…
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The Comfortable Funky Tree
Read More: The Comfortable Funky TreeSarah and I found this tree at a quiet park south of Richmond and near the centuries-old “Citie of Henricus”. I wonder how many people have stopped to enjoy the hammock feeling of this unique natural wonder.
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The Evolution of The Master Bedroom
Read More: The Evolution of The Master BedroomHere are some BEFORE, MIDDLE, and AFTER shots (in reverse order above, so the bottom picture is “before”, and so on) of the master bedroom in the new 85-year-old house Sarah and I bought last June. It’s been fun working on it. This is the first major room completion, and it now gives Sarah hope…
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The Lord Gives and Roeder Takes Away
Read More: The Lord Gives and Roeder Takes AwayIn my hotel room in Columbus this weekend, I caught a glimpse of the televised trial for the murder of George Tiller, the abortion doctor from Kansas City. At the moment I was watching, Scott Roeder (the defendant who admittedly shot Tiller) was on the witness stand. Roeder attempted to justify his pulling of the…
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Knife Juggling and the Bible
Read More: Knife Juggling and the BibleTomorrow morning, the Scripture lesson for Godz Kidz at Commonwealth Chapel is going to be the same as what the adults will hear in the adult service – 2 Timothy 2:14-21. I’m going to focus in on verse 15, which says, “Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who…
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Christmas with Carolyn
Read More: Christmas with CarolynSarah’s Mom, Carolyn, visited us all the way from Denver, CO. We had a great time walking the streets of Richmond, VA and taking a few pictures along the way. Sarah and I have lived here for 2 years and pass some of these tourist sites all the time. It takes an out of town…
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Making Progress
Read More: Making ProgressSo I successfully re-wired our house (haven’t done the basement or kitchen yet). I put in brand new wires throughout the upstairs and downstairs so all the receptacles are grounded and all the light fixtures are rated for 90 degrees. It was a bear of a project, escpecially working with plaster walls. We have company…
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The Dishwasher
Read More: The DishwasherSarah and I have made it for 6 years of marriage without ever owning a dishwasher. Before that, we were college students that ate at the dining commons and didn’t have to worry about the dishes (except for the times that we each worked in the dishroom, but those tenures were short-lived). So I walked…
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New House Pictures Forthcoming
Read More: New House Pictures ForthcomingSince we bought a new house, we have not yet gotten internet in it (which is actually really nice – it saves money and TIME!). That means that pictures of our new place take a little bit of work to post (putting them on a zip drive and taking them to the local library to…
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My Updated Birdwatching Life List
Read More: My Updated Birdwatching Life ListI started birdwatching in May 2009 and here is my list of birds observed in the wild. Northern CardinalBlue JayAmerican RobinCedar WaxwingMourning DoveBlack Pole WarblerRed Bellied WoodpeckerCommon GrackelAmerican RedstartBay Breasted WarblerCarolina ChickadeeSpotted SandpiperRedwinged BlackbirdBlack and White WarblerProthonatary WarblerTurkey VultureCarolina WrenAmerican GoldfinchTufted TitmouseNorthern MockingbirdCowbirdMallard DuckGray CatbirdIndigo BuntingOrchard OrioleGreat-Tailed GrackleBelted KingfisherBarn SwallowRed-Headed WoodpeckerBlack-Capped ChickadeeRuby-Throated HummingbirdRed-Tailed HawkOspreyGlossy IbisBlack-Crowned…
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The Ten Commandments of Using Volunteers in a Kid Show
Read More: The Ten Commandments of Using Volunteers in a Kid ShowThis can apply to anyone who performs shows for kids – jugglers, magicians, clowns, variety entertainers, teachers, etc. 1. Thou shalt use volunteers and audience participation2. Thou shalt use a variety of volunteers (age, gender, race, etc.)3. Thou shalt get and remember names4. Thou shalt respect the volunteers5. Thou shalt make the volunteer the star6.…
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Calvin on Loving Righteousness
Read More: Calvin on Loving Righteousness“…no man ever hated sin without being previously enamored of righteousness.” – John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion (Book 3, Chapter 3, Number 20).
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I Found a New Hobby
Read More: I Found a New HobbyCan you name that bird? I never thought I would admit this, but I just got the “bird-watching” bug this morning. My friend, Kevin, took me on a hike near the James River with a few binoculars and some bird books. He has been birding for a few years and this was my first day.…
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Library Surprises
Read More: Library SurprisesHave you ever gone to the library for certain books and left with a stack of completely different books? If you do that with your grocery list at the grocery store (too many times) you might spend too much money in life. But libraries are FREE! I went to Union Seminary library in Richmond today…
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The Canterbury Cathedral Choir
Read More: The Canterbury Cathedral ChoirSarah and I had a surprising date tonight – a free concert at St. James Episcopal Church in Richmond for the USA tour of the Canterbury Cathedral Choir. This world-renowned choir of men and boys is on their first US tour in 10 years and is making stops in NYC and DC, among other places.…
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The "Instant Equity!" Scam
Read More: The "Instant Equity!" ScamI’m sorry, but as I look through the real estate market, there is something that really irks me about the misleading things sellers like to say about their homes. Let’s take a home that is on the market for $150,000. The seller says that the recent assessment of the home’s value was $180,000, so if…
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Phoenix and Boston in One Weekend
Read More: Phoenix and Boston in One WeekendThis past weekend, I got to spend time in both Phoenix and Boston – and half of it was unplanned! I did a scheduled trip to Phoenix as I got to share my juggling presentation at a church on Easter Sunday in Prescott, AZ. The people there at Heights Church were great to me. On…
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Listen to Your Local Police Scanner
Read More: Listen to Your Local Police ScannerI just learned about a neat website that lets you listen to live streaming audio of your local emergency responders. Listen in by clicking on your local area at this website: http://www.scanamerica.us/index.php
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July 1-3, 1863
Read More: July 1-3, 1863Those are the dates of the bloody battle of Gettysburg. On Monday night, I had the privilege of sharing my juggling presentation at First United Methodist Church in Lancaster, PA. On the drive home Tuesday, I took a few hours to stop and look around in Gettysburg, which is only about an hour away from…
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Red Pepper Avocado Sandwich
Read More: Red Pepper Avocado SandwichHere is one of my favorite lunches. It is quick, easy, simple, and healthy. The Red Pepper Avocado Sandwich. Ingredients (for two sandwiches):1. 1 Avocado2. 1/3 Red Pepper3. pinch of Celtic Sea Salt (to taste)4. 4 slices of Ezekiel bread (or any kind of sliced bread), toasted Make two sandwiches, using half an avocado (sliced),…
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Worms on the Earth
Read More: Worms on the Earth“The majesty of God is too high to be scaled up to by mortals, who creep like worms on the earth.” – John Calvin, 16th Century
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Car Review – 2009 Dodge Nitro
Read More: Car Review – 2009 Dodge NitroThis past weekend, I got to take a 2009 Dodge Nitro from Richmond, VA to St. Louis, MO and back. I rent a lot of vehicles for my job and I thought I would share my personal opinion about some of them in case it helps anyone out there. First of all, I usually get…
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Augustine of Hippo
Read More: Augustine of Hippo“God orders what we cannot do, that we may know what we ought to ask of him.” -Augustine of Hippo
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Marketing Goofs
Read More: Marketing GoofsIf you’re familiar with the inside back-cover of Consumer Reports, then you know about their ongoing column of the humor and irony often found in a company’s attempt at advertising. For example, I saw a used car dealership ad the other day that boasted, “Brand Spanking Pre-Owned!” vehicles. Now, something about that phrase sounds out…
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Pearl Buck Quote
Read More: Pearl Buck Quote“The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible-and achieve it, generation after generation.” – Pearl Buck
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The Juggler’s Prayer
Read More: The Juggler’s PrayerDear Lord, You are the great Juggler.From the celestial bodies to our human bodies, you toss and weave every planet and molecule in a pattern of indescribable beauty.We can manage only a handful of objects in the air at once.We can manage only a limited amount of schedules, relationships, and responsibilities on this earth.But you…
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According to What Scriptures?
Read More: According to What Scriptures?Image: “The Burial of Christ” by Gustave Dore, woodcut (19th Century) This is the season of Lent, where Christians remember the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ during the 40 days (not counting Sundays) leading up to Easter. This morning, I read the first recorded Christian creed of the resurrection, which was written by…
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Spiritual Shots in Richmond
Read More: Spiritual Shots in RichmondLast night, Sarah and I went to Bottoms Up Pizza in the Shockhoe Slip area of downtown Richmond for something called “Spiritual Shots.” It is a forum for people to discuss matters of faith in a bar setting. Run by a Christian organization, Spiritual Shots features interesting topics each month such as “Suffering”, “Sex”, “Hell”,…
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Life Without a Driveway
Read More: Life Without a DrivewayWhen you live in an urban setting with no personal driveway, I guess you’re in for life’s unexpected surprises – like getting towed when your car is parked as normal in front of your apartment. The funny thing is that I was in my apartment, a mere 30 yards from my car, which was parked…
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25 Random Things About Me
Read More: 25 Random Things About MeThis is a repeat of my response to this immensely networked question on Facebook. 1. A perpetual habit I have is running my fingernails through the seams and edges of blankets, clothing, and sheets of paper. I certainly got this habit from my childhood, when I naturally did the exact same thing with my precious…
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John Calvin’s Institutes
Read More: John Calvin’s InstitutesA friend of mine and I are reading through Calvin’s Institutes of the Christian Religion this year. I got the book (which is two volumes in one) from my Dad for Christmas. We get together on Wednesday mornings at Starbucks and discuss what we’ve been reading. It looked overwhelming at first, but we use a…
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Decadent Chocolate-Chip Cupcakes
Read More: Decadent Chocolate-Chip CupcakesHere is a recipe for Chocolate-Chip cupcakes that is AMAZING. First of all, I used the Nestle-Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe as my base, then I innovated from there. Secondly, there are NO BUTTER cupcakes – and they come out amazing. What do I use instead of butter? Not margarine….not shortening (yuk)….but I use apple…
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Magazine Review – Bible Study Magazine
Read More: Magazine Review – Bible Study MagazineI agreed to write a review for the brand new “Bible Study Magazine” in exchange for a copy of their inaugural issue. I’m not one for long reviews in prose form, so I will put what I see as pros and cons about the magazine in list format: PROS:1. The articles are both scholarly and…
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10 Ways to Save Money This Christmas
Read More: 10 Ways to Save Money This ChristmasSince we’re in an economic recession, it might be nice to look at some ways to save money this Christmas. We can all still have a very meaningful Christmas season and show love to our friends and families without having to slaughter our own personal finances. Here are ten ideas: 1. The Christmas Card Trick…
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Merry Christmas
Read More: Merry ChristmasHere is our Christmas tree in our small Richmond, VA apartment. We put it up on Saturday. I set it up while Sarah put the ornaments on. It’s a fake from Target. But it does the job. Merry Christmas.
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Talking to Humans in Customer Service
Read More: Talking to Humans in Customer ServiceHave you ever called a customer service number and had that 10-minute conversation with the computer-automated voice? She asks you to input numbers (followed by the “pound” sign, which you always mix up with the “star” key). She also asks you to clearly answer her questions with your audible voice. Have you ever kept hitting…
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Joggling the Richmond Half-Marathon
Read More: Joggling the Richmond Half-MarathonLet me start with a confession. I do not run much. I signed up for this half-marathon as a spontaneous, last minute whim because my wife was doing the full and I was tired of watching people do half-marathons and thinking (“I could do that”). So, without any training or stretching (except the biking that…
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I Saw The Wooden Paddle
Read More: I Saw The Wooden PaddleToday, Sarah and I enthusiastically voted – after standing in line for a mere hour and a half. I’m sure there are plenty of other people in this nation who waited much longer than that today. It was drizzling and a little cold, but it went by fast, especially since we had one another’s company.…
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Child’s Play is Not Just Child’s Play
Read More: Child’s Play is Not Just Child’s PlayIn an article from U.S. News and World Report, “children’s services” was on a short list of industries which are condusive to making millionaires out of those who run such industries (http://www.usnews.com/articles/business/small-business-entrepreneurs/2008/10/07/how-to-make-a-million.html). I work in a field called “children’s ministry,” where the goal is to reach kids with the message of God found in the…
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An Archaeological Find – In Our Apartment!
Read More: An Archaeological Find – In Our Apartment!The other night, Sarah came shrieking out of the kitchen, “There are two enormous cockroaches crawling around in the kitchen!” I, superhusband, went to the rescue, slightly aggravated that my wife had gotten so worked up about these two innocent creatures. They were long gone by the time I got to the kitchen, but we…
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How to Avoid the Economy’s Mess
Read More: How to Avoid the Economy’s MessMy wife and I sometimes listen to a podcast by a guy named Dave Ramsey. He teaches sound financial advice – things like not going into debt, living on a budget, and working hard for a living. Recently, his radio show has been bombarded with e-mails about the trouble in the economy. Since Sarah and…
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“Holy Fools”: Exploring the Journey of Calling for Christian Variety Performers
I am happy to announce that my PhD dissertation has been published to ProQuest, an academic database for published research. I have made the dissertation open source, which means anyone anywhere can access the full content free of charge. Here is the full dissertation: https://www.proquest.com/dissertations-theses/holy-fools-exploring-journey-calling-christian/docview/2622316783/se-2 Please share far and wide. I am very much excited…
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The Easiest Large Group Game Ever
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Book Release! Incredibly Bad Dad Jokes
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A Children’s Ministry Poem
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