Jesse Joyner

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  • What is an Upward Sports™ Entertainer?

    Upward Sports™ Entertainer – an individual or group who performs and presents the Christian Gospel for the closing awards ceremony of a local Upward™ Sports league. That’s the basic definition.  The goal of this outline is to be informative and helpful for Upward Sports™ league directors, Upward Sports™ parents/family members, Upward Sports™ participants, Upward Sports™…

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  • Family Night Idea for Your Church: “Family Connect”

    On a Sunday morning when I was the Children’s Pastor at our church, two dads of kids in our children’s ministry bumped into each other in the foyer.  Now, before I go on, let me say that at the time we were a medium sized church (about 450 people), so not everybody knew everybody else.…

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  • The Secret to Balancing Anything on Your Face

    Well, almost anything.  I would not recommend  trying to balance cows, babies, or running jackhammers on your face.  But most anything else will work here. Go ahead, pick the item closet to you and try to balance it on your face.  Difficult?  Let me help…. Rule Number 1: Start Simple, Go Large You would think that…

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  • How to Effectively Communicate with Children

    Notice I did not say, “How to Effectively Communicate to Children.”  My wife often gives me a hard time (justifiably) for having monologues with myself and calling them conversations with her.  She (again, understandably) wants a two-way conversation. Kids are no different.  This includes one-on-one conversation as well as communicating with large groups of children.…

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  • 29,220 Days

    That’s how many days old you are if you are 80 years old.  In 1992, my great-grandmother turned 80.  At that time, I was a 12-year old math and numbers nerd.  I also had a really corny sense of humor, as you’re about to see. A few days ago, I got a mysterious letter in…

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  • Never Giving Up in Ministry

    Ministry can often lead to burn out. I’ve had my times of wanting to throw in the towel. Yet when I stop and remember that this is what God wired me for and that He is my strength, I press on. Enjoy a light-hearted video I made about never giving up…  

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  • Children’s Ministry Stunt Lesson: The Human Table

    This human stunt is a crowd favorite – and anyone can do it.  Its called “The Human Table”.  You could also call it “The Levitating People” or come up with your own name. It’s called a “stunt” lesson rather than an object lesson because you need 4 adults about the same size as one another…

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  • The 5 Most Inspirational Kids in the Bible

    The Bible is full of children.  Some are named and some are not.  I’ve written a camp curriculum that highlights various kids in the Bible and what we can learn from their lives.  Here are my favorite 5.  What are your favorite kids in the Bible? 5. David (1 Samuel 17) – The Bible talks…

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  • Top 10 Christian Songs for Little Kids

    I just got this e-mail from a friend of mine this morning.  He and his wife are the parents of twin 3-year-old boys: I thought of you yesterday because I was tryin to think of other religious songs to sing for my kids. The only one I really know is “Jesus loves me this I…

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  • How to Juggle

    Juggling is not as difficult as you would think.  I learned how to juggle 3 beanbags when I was 11 years old.  It took me about 2 weeks of working on it for 10-20 minutes each night to get comfortable with it.  I’ve seen elementary-aged children successfully learn how to juggle in under an hour.…

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  • Why Environment Matters in Children’s Ministry

    Our church meets in an old theater in downtown Richmond, VA. The lighting and ambiance of the lobby and foyer area is perfect for a Saturday night concert (dim lights). So on a Sunday morning, a parent once tipped me off to the lighting scheme and suggested we turn the lights up so the kids…

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  • The One Tool That Every Children’s Pastor Should Have in Their Belt

    You might think that the indispensable tool in ministry is the Bible. It is certainly indispensable. But I would argue that the Bible is more than a tool. It is a foundation, a weapon, and God’s very Word to us. I see tools as skills that we learn along the way that aid in reaching…

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  • 4 Reasons Why You Should Go to a Summer Camp

    The coming of Spring means summer is fast approaching. Now is the time to plan ahead (if you haven’t already) for bringing the kids in your family ministry to a summer camp. Here are 4 things I think you should know about Christian summer camps: 1. Camp is Often THE Highlight of a Kid’s Year…

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  • New Website on the Way

    Thanks to my friends who know way more about websites and web design, I’m going to have a brand new website up and running very soon (at www.JesseJoyner.com). I’m switching from iWeb to WordPress, which I’m sure to some people is an obvious choice. But I have been using iWeb for so long that I…

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  • What Door-to-Door Sales Taught Me About Children’s Ministry

    I have a confession to make: I used to be that guy who would knock on your door hawking educational books for your kids. Please don’t judge me.  It was a reputable company with quality products and top-notch training.  I would check in with local police and town halls and get any necessary permits.  In…

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  • Why I Love Trader Joe’s

    Disclaimer: Trader Joe’s did NOT pay me to say these things. I usually hate grocery shopping.  For me, it is one of the most boring activities on the planet.  But not when I’m at Trader Joe’s.  Here’s why I love this little neighborhood grocery store (which is actually a national chain that does a great…

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  • How to Run a Marathon While Juggling

    I just completed my first marathon – and I juggled the entire distance.  Here are a few tips for those of you considering this feat: 1. Read www.justyouraveragejoggler.com – This guy, Perry Romanowski, is a star joggler – and he keeps a consistent and informative blog on joggling (running and juggling at the same time).…

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  • My Peeps

    Years ago, I sensed a call from God to shepherd his people.  At the time, I had no idea He was talking about children!  But that’s what ministry has been for me for the last ten years.  And though I travel a lot with my juggling show, I still get to shepherd one flock of…

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  • Ten Ways to Recruit Volunteers for Children’s Church Ministry

    This is my article that was recently published at www.cmbuzz.com Ten Ways to Recruit Volunteers This is in descending order, from least effective to most effective, with examples given for each…. 10. Mass Message Sent Via Social Media Please, please, please volunteer to watch our kids during church! #desperatekidminpastors #signupnow @everybodywithapulse @evenmyneighborsdog 9.    Last-Minute New…

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  • What Kindergarten Cop Taught Me About Teaching

    I usually “oversee” the morning Children’s ministry at my church.  When I have all my volunteer teachers lined up, then I can float and make sure everything is doing fine in all the classes and offer my assistance where needed.  This morning, one of my PreSchool teachers called in sick, so I filled in her…

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  • Goal-Setting Hebrews Style

    “These were all commended for their faith, yet none of them received what had been promised.  God had planned something better for us so that only together with us would they be made perfect.” (Hebrews 11:40). Wow – talk about legacy.  I plan such measly goals in my life, thinking that I should take life…

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  • Celebrity Cartoon Match: Spongebob vs. Caillou

    Caillou wins!  At least, that is, in a recent study of 60 kids done by researchers at the University of Virginia for the journal Pediatrics.  The study found that kids who watched 9 minutes of Caillou as opposed to Spongebob did better on mental tests immediately following the TV viewing.  The kids who were assigned…

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  • Reading Right Now

    Here’s what I’m working on – I’m digging this thing up! http://www.amazon.com/Five-Miles-Away-World-Apart/dp/019983685X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1315337439&sr=8-1

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  • What to Read While in NYC

    I wish I had a good “what to read” list for every city I visit. While looking for the Fodor’s guide to New York City at the library before our trip this past weekend, I stumbled upon Here is New York by E.B. White. I checked out both, along with an archaeology book and Stephen…

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  • Puppets, Parties, and BINGO

    I usually “work” on Sundays.  That means I am responsible for leading the Children’s Ministry at Commonwealth Chapel or traveling and presenting my program at another church or event.  This morning, I was at Commonwealth Chapel.  We got to welcome a brand new lead pastor into our family this morning, Brandon Samuel.  He has been…

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  • Thing Kids Say

    I have started to write down some of the funny things kids say. Working in a field that involves lots of kids, I hear quite a few quotable comments. The other day, I was juggling fire for a group of kids. As I was preparing to start juggling, I overheard two 7-8 year-old girls talking:…

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  • Physics Question: Can You Juggle on a Zipline?

    Watch the video to find out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcK9yBY590 Note: I remember learning about the physics of this idea in 7th grade and it is very fascinating! Thanks to Becky for shooting and posting this video.

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  • A Trip to Upward Headquarters

    Sarah, Kezzie, and I just got back from a camp in Mississippi (Lake Forest Ranch).  On our way back, I performed at Hillcrest Baptist Church in New Albany, MS.  It was at these recent shows that I first tried out the new light-up stickman costume with LED juggling props – definitely a hit with the…

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  • Kitchen Before and After

    Before and After #1 Before and After #2 Before and After #3 The rest of these pictures are of the new kitchen.  Enjoy! If anybody has been wondering where I’ve been for the past three months, I’ve been working 3 jobs: Children’s Pastor, Traveling Juggler, and Kitchen Remodeler.  At last, I am finally down to 2 jobs,…

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  • The Greatest Half-Birthday Ever

    Today is my sister’s birthday (happy birthday, Rachael).  But that also means it is my half-birthday, since I was born on September 27th, as I proudly announced to the kids in church this morning (I made them sing “Happy Half-Birthday” to me).  They forgot the cake. This has been a wonderful day for many reasons…

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  • 2011 Upward Tour – 6 states in 9 days

    Upward Sports is a great organization.  Each year, I have the privilege of speaking and entertaining at the closing ceremonies for many leagues around the nation.  The heaviest time of the year for these programs comes in late February and early March. Here is my schedule for the next week and a half.  I might…

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  • Wall Demo Before and After

    We are officially redoing the kitchen.  This is a FULL remodel.  We bought the house as a fixer-upper and got a good price because of that.  The kitchen was the worst room in the house, and we have put up with it for a year and a half and now we are ready to do…

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  • Book Review: 9 Things They Didn’t Teach Me in College About Children’s Ministry by Ryan Frank

    At the Children’s Pastor’s Conference in Orlando, FL a few weeks ago, I ran into my friend Ryan Frank.  Ever since I’ve known Ryan, I’ve admired his passion, commitment, and leadership in the world of children’s ministry.  I’ve had the chance to work with him a few times at the church at which he serves…

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  • Daddy’s Little Princess

    I think Keziah’s smile brings me so much joy because I love seeing her enjoy life and respond to my talking and smiling.  Her smile is also just like her Mommy’s smile.  Thank you Jesus for such an unexpected joy and blessing in our lives.

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  • Any De-Clutter Advice?

    I’ve been reading and thinking a lot about simplicity and the elimination of clutter recently – maybe because the holidays and having a new child are two events that somehow create a mass of “stuff” around the house – and we just had both events happen in our lives recently. The holidays and our new…

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  • The Bible’s Hidden Christmas Story

      When most people retell the story of the birth of Jesus Christ, one of two accounts are usually used as the source – the Gospel of Luke or the Gospel of Matthew.  The four Gospels are basically ancient biographies of Jesus Christ.  Matthew and Luke are very direct in their narratives of the birth…

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  • 5 Prophecies Surrounding the Birth of Jesus

    The story of Christ’s birth in Matthew contains 5 prophecies (between Matthew 1:18 and 2:23).  It is easy to focus on the virgin conception as a stand-out miracle in the life of Christ (and it is), but it is also easy to overlook the miracle of multiple fulfilled prophecies surrounding the birth of Jesus. Here…

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  • Transformers Have Always Been Cool

    At least since the mid-80’s.  I’m the one on the right.  My sister Rachael in the middle and my cousin on the left. We were so proud of our little Optimus Prime and Megatron.

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  • When Is "Energy Efficient" Worth It? – GE Heat Pump Hot Water Heater Review

    This might bore some of you, but I’m really excited about the new water heater we got for our 1925 fixer-upper in Church Hill.  When we first bought this place back in June 2009, there was an 8-year old 30-gallon hot water heater in the basement that was off-level and had a water line about…

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  • Just When You Thought Certain Ideas Have Never Been Attempted

    I found this public domain image on wikipedia.  It is Walter Rothschild with his zebra carriage.

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  • Who Does She Look Like?

    When Kezzie was born, one of my first reactions was “who’s child is this?” in regards to her looks. She was and is beautiful. And so is my wife Sarah. But I was having a hard time finding a likeness to Sarah or myself. So you get to weigh in. Who does Kezzie look like,…

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  • Teaching Kids Godly Character at Home

    Here is a great real-life example of a family in our church who is living out Deuteronomy 6:7 in their home (“Impress them [God’s commands] on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up.”). Click on the…

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  • 4 Benefits to Being a One Car Family

    I once read a book about living happily without a car. But Sarah and I like having at least one around. We own a 2001 Toyota Corolla with 176,000 miles on it. Sarah brought it into the marriage fully paid for and it currently shows no signs of dying soon. We change the oil and…

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  • Do You Dream of Puppets Too?

    Dreaming of a full size puppet theater in the basement of our church – performing character-building and Bible-lesson puppet shows for kids and families in our city. Wednesday morning storytimes, Friday evening family nights, all sorts of applications. Widely publicized to maximize community participation. Even kids can learn and perform the puppets. Sketches are next,…

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  • Keys to an Effective Hospital Visit

    As children’s pastors, one way we can minister to kids is through hospital visits. Being at the hospital is usually a very frightening experience for both the child and the child’s family. Showing up in person to offer prayer and some listening ears can do wonderful things for the child and the family. I’ve had…

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  • Real Men Wear Slings

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  • Keziah Grace Joyner

    Welcome Keziah Grace Joyner, 7 pounds, 1 ounce, September 30th, 2010 at 6:50am. Mom and baby are safe and healthy.

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  • Waiting

    No baby yet – but taking guesses on the name; your only clue is that it is an uncommon female’s name in the Old Testament – I can neither confirm nor deny any guesses – but I might consider a prize if someone gets it – one submission per person 🙂

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  • Bathroom Before and After

    I paid some plumbers and tile setters (for the shower not shown). I did the rest with the help of my wonderful Dad. So satisfying.

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  • Thoughts from a First-Time Dad-To-Be

    My beautiful wife Sarah is due with our first child next month (3rd week of September). We tried, waited, and prayed for 4 and a half years to have a child before we got pregnant. We experienced the pains of infertility, such as seeing so many happy families with children all around us, some of…

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