Jesse Joyner

Category: Children’s Ministry

  • Age Discrimination in the Church

    We are surrounded by many forms of prejudice and discrimination in church and society.  One that I see first hand is age discrimination in local churches.  This applies to both younger people and older people.  Let’s start with the younger people: Prejudices Against Kids in the Church: 1. Even though 50% of people who profess…

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  • Uncle Charlie: Shine On

    Uncle Charlie’s newest CD project, “Shine On” is a spectacular high-energy worship set for kids of all ages. As a personal friend of Charlie (who didn’t ask me to blog about this), I am proud to say that I was the second person to receive a copy of this CD (his mother was first).  We…

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  • You Are Creative

    I believe God made humans in His image (Genesis 1:27).  One the the defining characteristics of God is His creativity, primarily because He created the universe out of nothing (ex nihilo).  So clearly, part of our “imago dei” involves being creative beings. I think one of the best ways to worship God and reflect His…

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  • What’s Up with the New Facebook Favicon?

    A favicon is that little icon that your browser shows when you bookmark a page.  I’ve had Facebook bookmarked for some time and I just noticed yesterday that instead of the small “f”, there is now a small blue triangle with one point facing in the left direction (like an arrowhead pointing left). I tried…

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  • Why I Teach the Bible to Children

    When I was a child, I wanted to grow up and be a scientist/inventor who played professional baseball (and worked as an archaeologist on the side) with a family and a dark green Bonneville (I’m not joking). Well, I got the family, but really nothing else in that list.  I have somehow landed a life…

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  • If You’re Happy and You Know It: Extreme Version

    I call it “HAYKI.”  I have used this song for years on kids and they can’t get enough of it.  I have written 400 lines to the song and here they are for your use with kids groups.  I just ask that you don’t sell this in any way, shape, or form.  You can freely…

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  • Freeze Dance

    Here is a brand new game (to me) that worked GREAT at all the summer camps I’ve spoken at so far this summer.  You can play this in most any setting with kids and with any number of kids…. Name of the Game: Freeze Dance Point of the Game: Dance when you hear the music.…

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  • Just a Mouthpiece

    I learned a few things this week:  First, that we are simply God’s hands, feet, and mouthpieces on this earth.  We don’t deserve it, but by His grace He works through our fallen lives.  Secondly, that prayer works.  All week long while speaking at camp I requested prayer to simply speak what God wanted me…

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  • Why Large Groups of Kids are Easier than Small Groups of Kids

    When I say, “easier”, I am talking in terms of speaking to them and keeping them safe, controlled, attentive, and participatory.  I just finished speaking to 1,000 kids tonight (and will do so all week).  And here’s why I would take this number any day over a room of 8 kids.  Granted, there are plenty…

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  • Friday Video

    Happy June!  I’m off to speak and juggle at a bunch of summer camps in Texas.  Follow my updates from camp right here on this blog.  My calendar will show you where I’ll be. For now, enjoy this fun video I found.  I haven’t met these folks yet, but I’d like to someday since we…

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  • The Bible is Rated R

    If you’ve read the Bible, you will notice that if someone were to make an all-out accurate portrayal of it on the big screen, it would easily be rated R or worse.  From the nakedness of Adam and Eve in the garden to the brutally violent crucifixion of Jesus, the Bible is one of the…

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  • Now Bring Me This!

    Here’s a game I learned from my friend Brandon Rushin.  The game is called “Now Bring Me This.” Kids love it!  And it’s perfect for 2 kids or over 1,000 kids (not many games can do that).  So you can use it in a classroom, in a Children’s Church service, at camp, in a youth group,…

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  • How and Why I Got Into Juggling

    This is by far the most common question posed to me.  The second most common is, “Have you ever juggled a chainsaw?” (if you’re wondering, here’s your answer). Most kids these days discover their life calling/passion around ages 11-12 (as I did).  So go encourage a preteen today in whatever their interests might be. I…

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  • Bird’s Eye View of Juggling

    One of my summer interns, Forrest, made this demo video.  I like how it shows a bird’s eye view of juggling.  Enjoy!

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  • Get in the Game!

    Each summer, I get to speak at Mt. Lebanon Baptist Camp in Cedar Hill, TX.  Each week of camp is packed with about 1,000 kids and 200 adult leaders (not to mention all the staff all over the campground).  Their theme this summer is “Get in the Game”, tapping into the exciting narrative of the…

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  • Should Kids in Church Be Beliebers?

    He’s been around for centuries: the teen boy idol.  He just takes on a new face and name every 3-5 years.  The current post-holder?  Justin Bieber. As of this writing, he has over 22 MILLION followers on Twitter (surpassed by a relatively small margin by only one other Twitter user, Lady Gaga).  That’s more than…

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  • Be a Kid

    In the words of my friend Dr. Richard Allen Farmer, try something bold and outrageous today.  Hope this encourages you this weekend:

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  • Kids in Church: Children’s Service or Adult Service?

    Think of all the “all-ages” events we go to in this life: baseball games, community festivals, museums, parks, shopping, concerts, movies, zoos, many restaurants, and volunteering in the community. Then there’s church – and in most churches, the first thing parents do when they arrive is check their kids into a parallel universe of Sunday…

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  • Meet the New Team Member: Forrest Davis

    I’d like to introduce the second of my two apprentices for this summer.  His name is Forrest Davis. As I explained yesterday, I am bringing along two high-schooler young men with me to the summer camps at which I speak in June and July (all in Texas). They will assist in my presentations as team…

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  • Meet the New Team Member: Jacob Clarke

    This summer, I am starting an apprenticeship program with Jesse Joyner Juggling. I am bringing along two high-schooler young men with me to the summer camps at which I speak in June and July (all in Texas).  They will assist in my presentations as team jugglers and also help me teach workshops and run the juggling equipment…

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  • The Power of GlowMan

    Last summer, I used a costume that I brought out several times at various kid’s camps.  It turned out to be one of the best “bang for buck” resources I have ever purchased.  Its called a GlowMan costume.  And for just 50 bucks, it gets you a suit that is easy to use, runs on…

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  • Warning: Scripture to Avoid on Mother’s Day

    Preachers and teachers: Want to honor your mothers this Mother’s Day?  Make sure you preach, teach, and recite Scripture from the  most “Mom-friendly” books of the Bible.  The more the word “mother” appears in the book, the better the book!  You should avoid “non-Mom-friendly” books of the Bible at all costs.  My simple chart, based…

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  • What’s the Best Bedtime Music for Kids?

    I love introducing my child to good music, especially worship music. Sarah and I made a playlist on the iPod that we play softly for Kezzie (19 months) every night as we put her to sleep.  She usually doesn’t make it that far into the playlist before falling asleep, but we made the list long…

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  • Funniest Prayers of Children

    These are actual prayers I have heard children pray as I’ve been a Children’s Minister.  These are kids ages 5-12: Girl: “Dear Lord, I can’t wait to go to Korea….I mean, heaven.” Boy: “Dear Lord, thank you that we can come to church today and thank you that no one got their head crushed or lost…

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  • My Worst Juggling Injuries

    I get this question a lot.  And the answers will probably surprise you.  I have injured myself a handful of times while juggling (whether practicing or performing).  By the grace of God, none of these injuries have been career-ending.  I hope this list is an encouragement to you to keep going in work, ministry, family,…

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  • Free Puppet Show Skit for Children’s Church

    This kid-tested puppet show teaches kids how names have meanings, particularly the meaning of the name given to Jesus Christ.  You may freely reproduce this skit.  Just reference this website if you do…. “What’s In a Name?” (based on Matthew 1:21) by Jesse Joyner jessejoyner.com  note: you may reproduce this skit freely so long as…

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  • What is an Upward Sports™ Entertainer?

    Upward Sports™ Entertainer – an individual or group who performs and presents the Christian Gospel for the closing awards ceremony of a local Upward™ Sports league. That’s the basic definition.  The goal of this outline is to be informative and helpful for Upward Sports™ league directors, Upward Sports™ parents/family members, Upward Sports™ participants, Upward Sports™…

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  • Family Night Idea for Your Church: “Family Connect”

    On a Sunday morning when I was the Children’s Pastor at our church, two dads of kids in our children’s ministry bumped into each other in the foyer.  Now, before I go on, let me say that at the time we were a medium sized church (about 450 people), so not everybody knew everybody else.…

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  • The Secret to Balancing Anything on Your Face

    Well, almost anything.  I would not recommend  trying to balance cows, babies, or running jackhammers on your face.  But most anything else will work here. Go ahead, pick the item closet to you and try to balance it on your face.  Difficult?  Let me help…. Rule Number 1: Start Simple, Go Large You would think that…

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  • How to Effectively Communicate with Children

    Notice I did not say, “How to Effectively Communicate to Children.”  My wife often gives me a hard time (justifiably) for having monologues with myself and calling them conversations with her.  She (again, understandably) wants a two-way conversation. Kids are no different.  This includes one-on-one conversation as well as communicating with large groups of children.…

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  • 29,220 Days

    That’s how many days old you are if you are 80 years old.  In 1992, my great-grandmother turned 80.  At that time, I was a 12-year old math and numbers nerd.  I also had a really corny sense of humor, as you’re about to see. A few days ago, I got a mysterious letter in…

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  • Never Giving Up in Ministry

    Ministry can often lead to burn out. I’ve had my times of wanting to throw in the towel. Yet when I stop and remember that this is what God wired me for and that He is my strength, I press on. Enjoy a light-hearted video I made about never giving up…  

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  • Children’s Ministry Stunt Lesson: The Human Table

    This human stunt is a crowd favorite – and anyone can do it.  Its called “The Human Table”.  You could also call it “The Levitating People” or come up with your own name. It’s called a “stunt” lesson rather than an object lesson because you need 4 adults about the same size as one another…

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  • The 5 Most Inspirational Kids in the Bible

    The Bible is full of children.  Some are named and some are not.  I’ve written a camp curriculum that highlights various kids in the Bible and what we can learn from their lives.  Here are my favorite 5.  What are your favorite kids in the Bible? 5. David (1 Samuel 17) – The Bible talks…

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  • Top 10 Christian Songs for Little Kids

    I just got this e-mail from a friend of mine this morning.  He and his wife are the parents of twin 3-year-old boys: I thought of you yesterday because I was tryin to think of other religious songs to sing for my kids. The only one I really know is “Jesus loves me this I…

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  • Why Environment Matters in Children’s Ministry

    Our church meets in an old theater in downtown Richmond, VA. The lighting and ambiance of the lobby and foyer area is perfect for a Saturday night concert (dim lights). So on a Sunday morning, a parent once tipped me off to the lighting scheme and suggested we turn the lights up so the kids…

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  • The One Tool That Every Children’s Pastor Should Have in Their Belt

    You might think that the indispensable tool in ministry is the Bible. It is certainly indispensable. But I would argue that the Bible is more than a tool. It is a foundation, a weapon, and God’s very Word to us. I see tools as skills that we learn along the way that aid in reaching…

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  • 4 Reasons Why You Should Go to a Summer Camp

    The coming of Spring means summer is fast approaching. Now is the time to plan ahead (if you haven’t already) for bringing the kids in your family ministry to a summer camp. Here are 4 things I think you should know about Christian summer camps: 1. Camp is Often THE Highlight of a Kid’s Year…

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  • New Website on the Way

    Thanks to my friends who know way more about websites and web design, I’m going to have a brand new website up and running very soon (at www.JesseJoyner.com). I’m switching from iWeb to WordPress, which I’m sure to some people is an obvious choice. But I have been using iWeb for so long that I…

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  • What Door-to-Door Sales Taught Me About Children’s Ministry

    I have a confession to make: I used to be that guy who would knock on your door hawking educational books for your kids. Please don’t judge me.  It was a reputable company with quality products and top-notch training.  I would check in with local police and town halls and get any necessary permits.  In…

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  • Why I Love Trader Joe’s

    Disclaimer: Trader Joe’s did NOT pay me to say these things. I usually hate grocery shopping.  For me, it is one of the most boring activities on the planet.  But not when I’m at Trader Joe’s.  Here’s why I love this little neighborhood grocery store (which is actually a national chain that does a great…

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  • How to Run a Marathon While Juggling

    I just completed my first marathon – and I juggled the entire distance.  Here are a few tips for those of you considering this feat: 1. Read www.justyouraveragejoggler.com – This guy, Perry Romanowski, is a star joggler – and he keeps a consistent and informative blog on joggling (running and juggling at the same time).…

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  • My Peeps

    Years ago, I sensed a call from God to shepherd his people.  At the time, I had no idea He was talking about children!  But that’s what ministry has been for me for the last ten years.  And though I travel a lot with my juggling show, I still get to shepherd one flock of…

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  • Ten Ways to Recruit Volunteers for Children’s Church Ministry

    This is my article that was recently published at www.cmbuzz.com Ten Ways to Recruit Volunteers This is in descending order, from least effective to most effective, with examples given for each…. 10. Mass Message Sent Via Social Media Please, please, please volunteer to watch our kids during church! #desperatekidminpastors #signupnow @everybodywithapulse @evenmyneighborsdog 9.    Last-Minute New…

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  • What Kindergarten Cop Taught Me About Teaching

    I usually “oversee” the morning Children’s ministry at my church.  When I have all my volunteer teachers lined up, then I can float and make sure everything is doing fine in all the classes and offer my assistance where needed.  This morning, one of my PreSchool teachers called in sick, so I filled in her…

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  • Goal-Setting Hebrews Style

    “These were all commended for their faith, yet none of them received what had been promised.  God had planned something better for us so that only together with us would they be made perfect.” (Hebrews 11:40). Wow – talk about legacy.  I plan such measly goals in my life, thinking that I should take life…

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  • Celebrity Cartoon Match: Spongebob vs. Caillou

    Caillou wins!  At least, that is, in a recent study of 60 kids done by researchers at the University of Virginia for the journal Pediatrics.  The study found that kids who watched 9 minutes of Caillou as opposed to Spongebob did better on mental tests immediately following the TV viewing.  The kids who were assigned…

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  • Reading Right Now

    Here’s what I’m working on – I’m digging this thing up! http://www.amazon.com/Five-Miles-Away-World-Apart/dp/019983685X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1315337439&sr=8-1

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  • What to Read While in NYC

    I wish I had a good “what to read” list for every city I visit. While looking for the Fodor’s guide to New York City at the library before our trip this past weekend, I stumbled upon Here is New York by E.B. White. I checked out both, along with an archaeology book and Stephen…

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  • Puppets, Parties, and BINGO

    I usually “work” on Sundays.  That means I am responsible for leading the Children’s Ministry at Commonwealth Chapel or traveling and presenting my program at another church or event.  This morning, I was at Commonwealth Chapel.  We got to welcome a brand new lead pastor into our family this morning, Brandon Samuel.  He has been…

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  • Thing Kids Say

    I have started to write down some of the funny things kids say. Working in a field that involves lots of kids, I hear quite a few quotable comments. The other day, I was juggling fire for a group of kids. As I was preparing to start juggling, I overheard two 7-8 year-old girls talking:…

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  • Physics Question: Can You Juggle on a Zipline?

    Watch the video to find out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcK9yBY590 Note: I remember learning about the physics of this idea in 7th grade and it is very fascinating! Thanks to Becky for shooting and posting this video.

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